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we’re happy the most when we make fun of ourselves.

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in a 2 hour non-stop perfectly crafted nonsense spontaneity

a memory i would keep and think over and over again.♥♥♥

as elay puts it: SYET happens!

WARNING:this is one shitty post because there are shitty things,in my case,literally one shitty smell you cant live with.

I’ve been to our guest restroom twice today and twice, i almost just died because of this shitty smell.spell:D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A!and this didnt leave me any other choice but to ride the elevator and use my very own restroom.Doesn’t figure?i could’ve used my own restroom in the first place.i know.but,i have two offices.my real office is at the 8th floor, the ‘tambayan’ office, when boss is not around, is at the 2nd floor,where the guest restroom is also located.Now, why do i have to stay at the 2nd office when boss is not around?hard to explain so ill just leave it at that.

Anyway,the first shitty smell experience prompted me to use my own restroom which was such a huge relief.Now,the second and definitely the last for today,happened merely two hours after my first dreadful shitty restroom experience.Thinking that i wont be meeting up with shitty thing anymore,i simply headed to the guest restroom,after all, i just needed to puff a cigarette then. 

 It didn’t surprise me that the unbearable shitty smell was still there.What surprises me now is the awful fact that i just decided to go inside.ulk!i wasnt quite sure what got into me to even dared myself to check all the toilet bowls for some shitty evidence,as fast as i could because i was holding on to my dear life.no breathing that is.

What was crazier was,there was none.the restroom looked spotless clean.HOLY SHIT! the SHIT IS IN THE AIR, kat you have to run for your lifeeeee waaaaaaaaaaah!and i went out in a flash before i totally killed myself.

So to put an end to my dilemma & rest the case of the shitty smell,i immediately called up the housekeeping manager directly.No,i didn’t need to talk the staff assigned to clean the restrooms,his supervisors or whomsoever. All i knew was that i wanted this shitty issue to be resolved so badly and i meantNOW, not later on, not even tomorrow!

After the brief talk with the manager, i went out of the building to puff.ironically,with the dreadful shitty incident lingering on my dear nose,i desperately needed some fresh air while i smoke.In between puffs, i kept thinking what might have failed back there.seriously.the issue wouldn’t leave my oxygen deprived brain because im pretty sure they’ve installed a bathroom deodorizer & i loved how the guest restroom smells so good every time but not this time.To erase my memory of the dreadful,awful,suffocating that id never ever want it to happen again experience,with the last few puffs, i thought about getting myself a new hand sanitizer.

a hand sanitizer!

ellipsis overdose syndrome ………….. irks me.ulk!

I use ellipsis.

It lays more emphasis on my emotions,what i wanted to say, how i wanted it said.

Just this afternoon, my friend and i, both privileged to chat and do whatever online while at work,found ourselves discussing the use of ellipsis.There’s this person, (forgive us for making you as our ‘sacrificial lamb’ in our another nonsensical discussion, it’s just that, your very own way of using ellipses to the Nth power for the Nth time is one hell good of an example) who uses ellipses just like some people use “YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW” in an exaggerated manner.

So what happened to us?after reading all those posts with a combination of ……. &………., even as long as this one: ………………………………?Well, my friend suddenly stopped talking to me, she got fed up i guess and i, i realized that i was about to choke up and am sure, would definitely puke if i continue staring at those posts longer while waiting for my friend’s reply.So as to avoid choking more,i closed the chat window and viola!no more long line of dots!=)

First, you didn’t even use ellipsis the right way even once!uhm say, 3 dots perhaps?

Secondly, how about using an exclamation point instead?

Lastly, please check Merriam Webster in case you were absent when your english teacher discussed this.Hey,im no grammar nazi.It would just be a big help when you read the definition & who knows? you’ll also learn not to take ellipsis for granted.

Yes,whoever you are,this is an unsolicited advice simply because, it’s annoying.